If I were a Rich Man and/or a Bully in 2.5 tweets or How Does It Feel?
Built with the top 22 insult tweet words from President Trump
“There once was man named Donald, who woke with sleepy eye(d)s and said I will not be a loser. I am not a lightweight, but a heavyweight. Some people think I am wacky, but really I am a clown craving attention I didn’t get from my parents and peers. I become unhinged when people don’t buy into my crooked stories. The truth is over-rated. I am a sneaky liar trying to convince you I am not a weak fat man. I am a liddle crazy flunky of greed, because integrity is like a cryin baby. I am short of reflection, because I am a sloppy psycho who is not quite as dumb as a rock. Pocahontas save me from my flakey self.”